The Bayfield Picayune is a fictional newspaper serving the fictional world of the Bayfield Transfer Railway. The articles in this "newspaper" are intended as humor and facetae in the tradition of John Allen, Frank Ellison, and many others. Any resemblence to any real persons, living or dead, is a wild coincidence. Any resemblence to any real events or places, other than geographical locations and place names, is purely coincidental.
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